Choose who to roast.

This page is for picking the target first. Browse the usual suspects, steal an angle, and decide whether you want boss jokes, friend jokes, coworker jokes, or full group-chat damage.

Once you know who deserves the mic, use the main button to generate the routine.

Who do you want to roast?

Pick a target page for more specific examples, extra context, and a cleaner starting point.

Example roasts

Short snippets, just to show the vibe.

Boss

My boss schedules meetings about meetings. It’s like corporate nesting dolls, but sadder.

Friend

My friend says he’s ‘getting into fitness’, which so far means buying a water bottle and announcing it.

Coworker

My coworker says ‘quick question’ like it’s a greeting, and suddenly you’ve lost 40 minutes of your life.

Group chat

Our group chat plans nights out the way we do laundry: late, chaotic, and somehow still damp.

How to pick the right angle

Start with the person whose habits are easiest to describe. The sharper the detail, the better the roast lands.

If you want the broad tool, use the roast generator. If you want category-specific ideas first, use the target pages linked above.

FAQ

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