Example Routines
These are example LaughBait routines to show the vibe. Pick one and try a routine like it.
Slack & Circumstances
“Every meeting starts with ‘Can everyone hear me?’ Yes, unfortunately…”
The Meeting That Should’ve Been an Email
“We’re here for ‘a quick sync’, which is corporate for ‘cancel your plans.’”
Night Shift Notes
“My body clock is so broken it thinks 3am is a personality trait…”
Dave’s Kitchen Crimes
“He leaves dishes in the sink like it’s an art installation. Unfinished, confusing…”
Manager Energy
“He says ‘circle back’ so much I’m starting to think he’s a roundabout…”
Group Chat Court
“Every plan is a 200-message debate that ends with ‘maybe next week.’”
Sibling Energy
“My sibling shows up late with confidence, like punctuality is a scam invented by Big Clock…”
Dating App Olympics
“Everyone is ‘fluent in sarcasm’, which is a brave way to say ‘emotionally unavailable.’”
Gym Logic
“I pay money to pick things up and put them down, then call it self-improvement…”