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💥 Best line: Phil's idea of leadership is a burpee in a blazer: loud, sweaty, and when it lands, everyone still has no idea what we're doing.
My boss Phil doesn't give instructions, he uploads vibes. "synergise the roadmap" like he's Alexa having a breakdown.
At 4:58 he pings "quick question?". basically a fire drill with a smiley, then signs off with "let's take this offline"… I'm already offline, Phil, it's the end of the day.
He treats the gym like a personality, "I smashed legs.
So be proactive", as if my quads control the spreadsheet.
I asked, "Which file?" He said, "Think blue-sky." Mate, I can't upload a cloud to SharePoint.
Phil's idea of leadership is a burpee in a blazer: loud, sweaty, and when it lands, everyone still has no idea what we're doing.
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