My Routines

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The Commuter's Lament
4 Mar 2026
observational

"So I work in software. Which, for those who don't know, is like being a professional overthinker, except they pay you for it."

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Remote Work Roulette
2 Mar 2026
sarcastic

"I work from home. Which sounds lovely until you realise your commute is just rolling from one screen to another."

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Manchester Weather Report
28 Feb 2026
dry & deadpan

"I'm from Manchester. Where we don't tan. We just rust."

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